Ah, January, the month when hope springs eternal, gym playlists get dusted off, and everyone suddenly believes they can become a kale-munching marathon runner overnight. It's that magical time when New Year's resolutions hit fever pitch, turning ordinary folks into goal-setting superheroes. But let's face it, the craze is real: in the USA, about 31% of adults plan to make resolutions or set goals for the year, with younger folks under 45 being twice as likely to jump on the bandwagon. Over in the UK, around 27% of people intend to craft their own fresh-start manifestos.
Fitness goals? They're the undisputed champs of this annual frenzy. Gym memberships spike like nobody's business—January accounts for about 10.6% of all annual sign-ups in the US, and in the UK, gyms see a whopping 12% uptick in new members. Foot traffic? It can surge by over 40% in US gyms compared to quieter months, while UK spots get 28% busier than December. It's like the whole world collectively decides, "This year, I'm getting shredded!"
But here's the playful plot twist: if you actually stick to those fitness vows (and hey, research suggests only about 25% of Americans stay committed past the first month), you're going to need a wardrobe upgrade to match that shiny new bod. Those old jeans won't hug your toned thighs the same way, and let's not even start on the shirts that suddenly feel like potato sacks. It's the ultimate glow-up domino effect—new you, new threads. And while we're talking essentials, why stop at the outer layers? Your underwear drawer deserves its own resolution revolution. After all, if you're sweating it out at the gym, you might as well have foundations that feel fresh and fabulous.
The top 7 New Year's resolutions of 2026
Before we dive into the cheeky world of undies, let's peek at what everyone's vowing to tackle. Based on recent polls, here are the crowd-pleasers that dominate lists year after year:
- Exercise more: The eternal favourite, topping charts in both the US and UK.
- Lose weight: Often hand-in-hand with hitting the gym or swapping burgers for salads.
- Eat healthier: Because who hasn't promised to "just say no" to midnight snacks?
- Save more money: Practical, but way less exciting than a juice cleanse.
- Reduce stress: Ah, the ironic one—vowing to chill while juggling a dozen other goals.
- Get organised: Decluttering life, one junk drawer at a time.
- Learn a new skill or hobby: From knitting to coding, it's all about that growth mindset.
These classics show up consistently, with fitness and health claiming the spotlight in surveys from 2025 onward. But amid all this self-improvement hoopla, there's one area that's hilariously overlooked: your underwear game. Gentlemen, it's time to level up down under.
Underwear Resolutions: Because Your Drawers Deserve Better
Sure, bulking up or slimming down is great, but what about the unsung heroes holding it all together? Men's underwear resolutions might sound silly, but trust me—they're a game-changer for comfort, confidence, and that fresh-start vibe. Here are some playful pledges to consider for your nether regions:
- Refresh the rotation: Ditch those ancient pairs that have seen better days (we're talking holes, faded colours, and elastic that's given up on life). Aim to replace at least half your stash with new ones—your skin will thank you.
- Try new styles: Bored with basic boxers? Experiment with trunks, briefs, or boxer-briefs for better support during those resolution-fuelled workouts. Who knows, you might discover your new favourite fit!
- Prioritise quality over quantity: Invest in breathable, moisture-wicking fabrics that keep things cool and comfy, especially if you're ramping up the gym time. No more chafing disasters mid-squat.
- Go sustainable: Opt for eco-friendly options made from organic cotton or recycled materials—because saving the planet starts from the bottom up.
- Organise the chaos: Sort your drawer by occasion—gym gear, date night specials, naughty nights, and lazy Sunday loungers. If your life is not that exciting, organise based on styles - briefs, trunks, boxer briefs, thongs, jockstraps, G-strings, etc.
- Set a "no oldies" rule: If it's older than your last failed resolution (say, three years), it's out. Fresh starts mean fresh drawers! Especially if you have a few pairs that you wear regularly.
These tweaks aren't just practical; they're a sneaky way to boost your overall mojo. Imagine strutting into the new year feeling supported in every sense—literally.
And speaking of fresh and fabulous, if you're ready to make good on those underwear vows, check out the new Legacy release - designed for well-endowed men (growers and big balls included). This collection is all about premium comfort meets stylish swagger, perfect for whatever resolutions you've got brewing.
Key Features of The Legacy and the new release
Fabric - Modal
Pouch size - Anatomically flexible
Styles - Briefs, Trunks, Boxer Briefs
New colours - Mulberry and Topaz Blue
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Your Resolution’s Perfect Partner: The Legacy Collection
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